All The News Fit To Amuse

I love the Onion. I don't even read the articles though, since I get my simple laugh-out-louds from the headlines that are spoon fed to my homepage. Here's a few of my recent favorites.

• Shitload Of Math Due On Monday
• Lie To Cover Surprise Party Sounds More Fun Than The Surprise Party
• Cranberry Juice Industry Hoping 2009 A Big Year Of Urinary Tract Infections

And of course, any Onion headline that begins with Area Man... is funny as hell and usually comes with an ample dose of clever irony.

My all time favorite Onion headline was delivered at the height of the Iraq war.

Donald Rumsfeld Makes Surprise Visit To Wife's Vagina.

Only to find that Dick Cheney got there first.