05 December, 2008

Guilty Pleasure


It's first down and a long nine to go for O.J. Simpson.

The Juice will spend a minimum incarceration of nine years, as punishment for his audaciously haphazard gangsta sting operation last year in Las Vegas. He could spend a maximum full sentence of 33-years in prison.

Before his sentencing, Simpson droned the court with a muttering and fragmented emotional apology, while choking back intermittent tears along the way.

It was awesome.

District Court judge Jackie Glass was unmoved, however, and threw the long overdue book at Simpson.

Angels are singing.

1 comment:

D.L. Hall said...

Musings,

I really like your blog...the simple, terse musings are spot on.
Cheers,
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