Idaho Senator Larry Craig is in Minneapolis today.
Let this be a warning to all the men using a bathroom at the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport; zip it tight, keep your head on a swivel and lock that snake in its cage.
The Republican senator from Idaho was arrested for soliciting bathroom man love last year at the MSP airport. Police said Craig was arrested after he peered into an occupied stall, entered the stall next to an undercover officer and then tapped his feet and swiped his hand under the divider, allegedly signaling a desire for sex.
Senator Craig pleaded guilty to all charges, thus dismissing the now not-so-operative word allegedly from the criminal citation.
Craig is petitioning the courts to reverse his plea after realizing what a complete dumb ass he is for pleading guilty to these circumstantial charges.
Curious family values.
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There is something so hypocritical about hate, that God can't help himself but punish people who practice it in the most poetic of ways. Hitler: not blonde or blue-eyed. Republicans: Hetero BJ's evil, male pages and bathroom encounters just fine...and alleged. Dick Cheney: Mary Cheney. Sarah Palin and legislative morality: Bristol. The irony has no bounds. Dr. Kinsey believed that no one was 100% gay or straight, but falling on a six point spectrum somewhere between one (100% straight) and six (gayer than Morrisey playing on a pink iPod mini) six. I believe all Republicans are a 3-5. I believe this because they claim that gays choose to enjoy gay sex. This tells me that they believe that the the narrow line between gay and straight is as thin as a controllable decision. How straight can you be if you believe that anal sex is something that could become so easily rationalized by mere coincidence? My money on the next Republican to come out of the closet is the party's newest and most unwittingly inducted member, Levi Johnston. Anybody want to take that action?
Sorry, he didn't have the stomach to show up in court. He had his lawyers do his talkin'. They sure got a scolding from the Court. Doesn't look good for his appeal.
Oh, the humanity! mts
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