We can all partake in a collective yawn and ho-hum over the news that Clay Aiken has emerged from the closet to reveal that he is gay.
Congratulations, Clay, on being the last to know.
Aiken's announcement wasn't quite as dramatic as the self-indulgent I am a gay American revelation that former New Jersey Governor James McGreevy barfed after it was discovered that he was engaging in an adulterous homosexual tryst with his woefully under-qualified head of New Jersey's Homeland Security. All news to his wife, or so we've been told.
Perhaps Clay Aiken's brave declaration - insert an almost patronizing degree of sarcasm here - will clear a path for others to clean out their closets as well.
Larry Craig, Mark Foley and Ted Haggard; just a few shameless hypocrites that legislated and pontificated morality from authoritative positions, fueling societal disdain towards homosexuals during a six year congressional values binge that completely crippled the Republican brand, as individual liberty through less government was swept aside to appeal to the narrow agendas of their evangelical base.
Ironically, it's the aging McRINO (that's 'pub speak for Republican In Name Only) that has the rather dubious task to save his parties fate.
Poetic justice served up sweet.
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You know, I didn't even realize he was sticking to the "straight" ticket. I thought he came out before he got famous. Hmm...
I guess that God had a sense of humor when he put the handlebar ears on his dainty head.
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