22 August, 2008

BULLETIN: John McCain's Housing Inventory

After a nearly week long inventory search, Senator John McCain now confirms that he owns ten homes.

They are all deeded solely to his wife, Cindy.

Now that's a pretty sweet sugar momma.

1 comment:

mansfield said...

How does one forget how many houses they have? I mean is it bigger than a breadbox...The whole, "I don't recall" mentality was somewhat reminiscent of the riveting Iran/Contra mini-series, I mean hearings, back in my day, (But 'Ollie looked so much cuter in his uniform). Sugar momma indeed, however poor ole John is the 'potted plant' in this scenario. I was surprised, not shocked mind you, about the whole Biden as the hot pick. According to the polls I saw, somewhere around 52% of those polled hadn't even heard of him. Wow, I'm at a loss. I'm liking those GOP ads released yesterday regarding Obama's choice for Veep.
'He can't handle the truth.' Strategy at it's finest. Let's not forget, John McCain approved that message. You know getting back to the whole 'confusion' with John's housing inventory, perhaps we could put his name and story in to 'Extreme Home Makeover' because obviously his curb appeal must be shot on most of his homes and by gollie, how can you expect a man of his seasoning to distinguish one from the other? Move that bus! Come on...let's help him out. Now, moving on to girlfriend...Madonna, my girl. Age has a nasty way of creeping up on you. It is with a heavy heart, and equally heavy shoulderpads that I say with all kindness... honey, your lip gloss is sooooooo not shiney anymore.