14 November, 2008

Government Bails Out Santa Claus


The news arrived amid a thick pile of bills and junk mail. My tax rebate check - err, my economic stimulus payment - came late for me because I had filed an extension on my 2007 tax filing.

Thanks to this redistribution of wealth, the government has bailed out the Fischer family Christmas (I do celebrate Christmas, despite what my less than subtle Jewish name suggests).

Fah-la-la-la-la.

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