24 November, 2008

Hanninsanity And Colmes Break Up


Fox News' BFF's Sean Hanninsanity and Alan "Sleestack" Colmes are parting ways, marking the end of a steamy - yet grossly contrived - romance after twelve years.

Apparently it took Colmes over a decade to realize that he was only on board with Fox so the network could lay claim to being fair and balanced.

Ever the easy mark, Colmes was routinely a passive observer on the program and was often seen as a muttering and inarticulate debater, or fool, as it were. He came off as a weak milquetoast next to the hyper-kinetic mania of Hanninsanity.

Don't look for Fox to replace Colmes with another liberal puppet any time soon. Nobody else would want the job of punchline to Hanninsanity.
Well, Rosie might.

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