A curious subplot was buried deep in the headlines of the University of Minnesota's 55-0 gridiron drubbing at the hands of the Iowa Hawkeyes last Saturday.
While the Hawkeyes were manhandling the Golden Gophers, an Iowa cougar was pouncing on her prey.
Lois K. Feldman, 38, married mother of three, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, unsuspecting former Abercrombie model (just a profiled guess on my part), were arrested for having relations in the handicap stall of a Metrodome men's restroom, with a cheering gaggle of onlookers rootin' them on.
This marks a new low in Golden Gopher football. The game on the field is now ancillary to the rough-and-tumble action goings on in the bathroom stalls.
Ricky Ricardo comes to mind, in both word and dialect.
"Lois, shew got sum 'splainin to do!"
26 November, 2008
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