04 October, 2008

O.J. Simpson; Guilty Of Murder At Last

Thirteen years ago to the day.

Then, O.J. Simpson was found not guilty of murdering Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. A star-struck jury determined that the one in one hundred billion chance of a positive Simpson DNA match at the crime scene being incorrect was more than enough "reefanable douft" (quotations directly from an O.J. trial juror, I can assure you) to acquit Simpson.

Since then, while Simpson scoured the worlds golf courses in desperate vain to find the real killers, he managed to take some time to lead some rather unsavory criminal shenanigans in Las Vegas.

Now, what was likely another impartial jury handed Simpson a conviction for a different crime.

In my reality though, Simpson was handed his long overdue guilty verdict for murder.

Simpson was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and a slew of other charges for organizing a sports memorabilia sting at a hotel-casino in Las Vegas last year. December sentencing could yield life in jail for Simpson.

Poetic justice served.

2 comments:

L said...

I can't help but think he's in part his own justice system. I mean it seems as if he's been trying to get in to some warped VIP party (by party I mean jail)for years. Finally someone had unquestionable evidence against him. I bet he is relieved! He can stop being naughty and just let the government finance him the rest of his life (or however long he's in prison). Cable tv? Conjugal visits from hoes without commitment or the need to murder them? Someone to cook dinner for him and call him "daddy"? Shit...

Sapphire said...

1. Bill Ayres had a meet the candidate party at his house for Obama to introduce him as a politician.

2. What if Obama was friends with Charles Manson, could he then say we should not hold it against him that his friend was a multiple murdered years ago.

3. Bill Ayres tried to murder people but luckily failed.

4. When will it matter that he has numerous unsavory and close friends, Wright, Khalidi, Rezko, when will the list be long enough for you kool aid drinkers to come out of the coma?