God Endorses McCain

GOP Vice Presidential heart-throb Sarah Fargo met with Focus On The Family founder James Dobson (known to Dobson, himself, as Dr. James Dobson) and they both agree that God will make it all good for our country on November 4th when John McCain is elected.

For the unfamiliar, Focus On The Family is an organization where hypocrites go to judge others in one big, group hug.

Dobson asked Fargo if she was worried about the sagging poll numbers that show McCain losing the election in nearly every possible electorate scenario.

"Not discouraged at all", Fargo said.

“To me, it motivates us, makes us work that much harder,” she told Dobson. “And it also strengthens my faith because I know at the end of the day putting this in God’s hands, the right thing for America will be done, at the end of the day on Nov. 4.”

Now that's a half full, tall glass of divine optimism.

Or self-righteousness?

God help us all.