My friends, I have reason to believe that John McCain has been replaced on the campaign trail by a John McCain talking bobblehead doll.
There is a button at the base of the doll that is conspicuously hidden behind the podium. There, a McCain campaign volunteer diligently presses a button in repetitive sequence to play pre-recorded stump spin from Senator McCain.
1st press: My friends, I'm a maverick.
2nd press: My friends, we don't need a redistributor of your money.
3rd press: My friends, I will change Warshington.
4th press: My friends, I'm a maverick.
I miss John McCain.
I miss the McCain that was an honest maverick before he felt compelled to keep telling us all over and over (and over) that he is a maverick.
That's the John McCain that I voted for as my Senator in 2004.
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