Sarah Palin has been sequestered in the Sedona home (1 of his 9, 10, or maybe 11 homes) of John McCain, cramming for a pretty big test she has tomorrow night.
Palin is a child pageant pretty that has executive experience in handling the pressures of intellectually extemporaneous banter. My prediction is she'll do fine.
At least by Lauren Caitlin Upton standards.
Ring a bell?
Upton is the Miss Teen USA contestant from South Carolina that barfed the following answer to a heady pageant brain buster question.
Question: "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?
Lauren Caitlin Upton: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere, like, such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.”
Let's surmise how Palin might handle the same question.
Question: "Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
Sarah Palin: I personally believe that Americans are unable to do so because - OH - the key is job creation to shore up our economy because I believe that our education like such as when Putin rears his head it's, like, where does he go? He goes to Alaska and it's where here we send us to protect us so we should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries because I have executive experience so we can shore up the economy with job creation for the future of our children that don't have maps."
Meanwhile at Joe Biden's debate camp, Biden should be given one simple instruction.
Don't say a word all night. And for Biden, this is easier said than done. Except for, perhaps, paying homage to the late Texas Senator Lloyd Bentsen; "Governor, I know about Lauren Upton. Lauren Upton looks like the granddaughter of a friend of mine. Believe me, Governor, you're no Lauren Upton."
Get ready, liberal media. You'll be the one to blame if Palin fails to exceed the lowest expectations that any debate candidate has ever had.
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I wonder if the Repubs are deliberately keeping Palin under wraps so the press paints her as dumb only to have her blow Biden away on Thursday. Nah, she's not that smart.
I said it once and I'll say it again, Republicans will believe anything said from behind a Bible. Remember, these are the same folks that believed W for about up to 6 months ago. They also trust a guy with the economy who said it was fine a couple of weeks ago. How much for your souls, Republicans? Lower taxes, perhaps? I hope it's worth it. Don't worry. Thanks to your "Abstinence Only Programs" there will be plenty of us to clean up the mess you leave behind.
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