Barack Obama has done away with the "fist pound" gesture, after diligent Fox News anchor, E.D. Hill, outed Obama as a terrorist threat to the United States.
Apparently, the fist pound is a greeting that is common with Hezbollah terrorists so, naturally, Barack Obama's fist pound to his wife, Michelle, at a St. Paul rally last month was nothing more that Obama shoving his terrorist ties in our face.
According to recent polls taken since Fox scooped the Obama is a terrorist story, nearly half of our electorate has fallen for Obama, terrorist and all.
It's been about a month since Hill exposed Obama as a Hezbollah sympathizer, and since then I've noticed an alarming amount of terrorist activity that has infiltrated our great land.
Last night the Tampa Bay Rays defeated the Boston Red Sox to complete a three game sweep and now have a 3 1/2 game lead in the American League East. When the game ended, I noticed Ray players smiling and congratulating each other with fist pounds.
The Tampa Bay Rays are terrorists. Wolf Blitzer, prepare the Situation Room.
A few weeks ago I visited a local turboplex to see the movie, The Love Guru. To no surprise, leave it to liberal Hollywood to shove their Hezbollah, terrorist sympathizing right down our throats. In the movie, there is a running gag where Guru Pitka (Mike Myers) "pounds it" with Toronto Maple Leaf Head Coach Punch Cherkov (Internet porn sensation Verne Troyer), mocking us with his terrorist affiliation by ritually reciting, "pound it, lock it down, break the pickle, tickle, tickle, tickle".
The scripted words alone simply can't do this example justice. The accompanied theatrics intended to brainwash us into Hezbollah sympathizers is obvious.
To punctuate our domestic terrorist presence, I regret to report that my daughter appears to be a terrorist. After scoring a goal in a soccer game last season, I recall her issuing a fist pound to a teammate.
I'll ground her for a week and take away her cell phone. Family values intact.
Fox News; they distort, we decide.
Sometimes in ridiculously comical ways.
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I love FOX News. Where else can one be spoon fed the absolute truth regarding current events while simultaneously receiving Lost and American Idol updates?
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